How can I read and write a file in Malbolge?

I'm trying to write a social networking site in Malbolge with CGI. I need to store data in a database. How can I read and write files in Malbolge?

Is this the same Malbolge which is deliberately so difficult to write programs in that it took two years for the first program to be discovered (by a brute force search of the program space)? And which it then took cryptanalysis to find out how to write programs on purpose?

If so, the answer is that you can't --- it has no I/O capability other than stdin and stdout. Although I suppose you could connect it via a pty to a command line of some description.