[SOLVED] Vscode IntelliSense not working for C/C++ whatever I do

I can't get Vscode to syntax-highlight or complete any C/C++ code.

I'm on the latest Vscode (1.90.1 as of writing).
C/C++ and C/C++ Extension pack (latest, non-insider versions) is installed and enabled.
I have clang installed and working.
Trying to follow Vscode's official documentation at https://code.visualstudio.com/docs/cpp/config-clang-mac

I create a folder, opened it using code /path/to/my/folder, have an empty CPP file. I'm trying exactly what the docs say, line by line. I've even pasted the exact code from the docs yet it's recognized as "Plain Text" and no completion nor coloring work:

Above is what my Vscode environment looks like, whereas Microsoft's documentation has nicely syntax highlighted, code-completing C/C++ file with the exact same steps that I did. In my instance, I don't even see C or C++ in list of languages to pick from and it is recognized as "Plain Text".

Here is my settings.json:


{
    "workbench.startupEditor": "newUntitledFile",
    "explorer.confirmDelete": false,
    "workbench.colorTheme": "Monokai",
    "editor.codeLens": false,
    "git.autofetch": true,
    "git.enableSmartCommit": true,
    "explorer.confirmDragAndDrop": false,
    "git.confirmSync": false,
    "window.title": "${activeFolderShort}/${activeEditorShort} (${activeFolderLong})",
    "debug.console.fontSize": 10,
    "keyboard.dispatch": "keyCode",
    "editor.tabCompletion": "on",
    "prettier.tabWidth": 4,
    "editor.defaultFormatter": "dbaeumer.vscode-eslint",
    "editor.fastScrollSensitivity": 3,
    "typescript.tsserver.trace": "verbose",
    "C_Cpp.intelliSenseEngine": "default",
    "editor.tokenColorCustomizations": {
        "[Monokai]": {
            "keywords": "#ff4a5f",
            "functions": "#99ff88",
            "comments": "#80a090",
            "textMateRules": [
               
                {
                    "scope": "keyword.operator",
                    "settings": {
                        "foreground": "#ffaa66"
                    }
                },
                {
                    "scope": "entity.name.tag",
                    "settings": {
                        "foreground": "#ff3377",
                        "fontStyle": "bold"
                    }
                },
                {
                    "scope": "entity.other.attribute-name",
                    "settings": {
                        "foreground": "#44e855",
                    }
                }
            ]
        }
    },
    "workbench.colorCustomizations":{

        "[Monokai]": {
            "editorIndentGuide.background1": "#383838",
            "editor.background": "#20201e",
            "statusBar.background" : "#1A1A1A",
            "statusBar.noFolderBackground" : "#212121",
            "statusBar.debuggingBackground": "#263238",
        },
       
      },
      "task.slowProviderWarning": [
        "typescript"
      ],
      "update.mode": "manual",
      "typescript.updateImportsOnFileMove.enabled": "never",
      "javascript.updateImportsOnFileMove.enabled": "always",
    "editor.maxTokenizationLineLength": 1000,
      "terminal.integrated.fontSize": 9,
      "editor.fontSize": 8,
      "editor.minimap.renderCharacters": false,
      "editor.minimap.maxColumn": 80,
      "editor.minimap.enabled": false,
      "editor.gotoLocation.multipleDefinitions": "goto",
      "editor.gotoLocation.multipleDeclarations": "goto",
      "editor.gotoLocation.multipleImplementations": "goto",
      "editor.gotoLocation.multipleReferences": "goto",
      "editor.gotoLocation.multipleTypeDefinitions": "goto",
      "apc.activityBar": {
        "size": 42,
        "itemMargin": 2
      },
      "apc.sidebar.titlebar": {
        "fontSize": 10
      },
      "apc.header": {
        "fontSize": 10,
        "height": 24,
      },
      "apc.stylesheet": {
        ".explorer-viewlet .mac": "font-size: 11px",
        ".debug-viewlet .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench .debug-hover-widget .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench .debug-viewlet .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench .debug-hover-widget .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench.mac .debug-viewlet .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench.mac .debug-hover-widget .monaco-list-row .expression":
          "font-size: 10px !important",
        ".part.editor>.content .editor-group-container>.title .tabs-container>.tab, .tabs-and-actions-container": "height: 28px !important",
        ".monaco-icon-label": "font-size: 8pt",
        ".monaco-editor, .monaco-editor-background, .monaco-editor .inputarea.ime-input": "background-color: #1c1e1c"
      },
      "apc.listRow": {
        "height": 18
      },
      "customizeUI.fontSizeMap": {
          "window-title": "10px", // Window title font when using custom titlebar
          "tab-title": "11px",    // Used for editor tab titles
      },
      "customizeUI.listRowHeight": 18,
      "customizeUI.stylesheet": {
          ".explorer-viewlet .mac": "font-size: 11px",
          ".debug-viewlet .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench .debug-hover-widget .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench .debug-viewlet .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench .debug-hover-widget .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench.mac .debug-viewlet .monaco-list-row .expression, body.row-height-lte20 .monaco-workbench.mac .debug-hover-widget .monaco-list-row .expression":
            "font-size: 10px !important",
          ".part.editor>.content .editor-group-container>.title .tabs-container>.tab, .tabs-and-actions-container": "height: 28px !important",
          ".monaco-icon-label": "font-size: 8pt",
          ".monaco-editor, .monaco-editor-background, .monaco-editor .inputarea.ime-input": "background-color: #1c1e1c"
      },
      "emmet.showExpandedAbbreviation": "never",
      "terminal.integrated.lineHeight": 0.8,
      "color-highlight.languages": [
        "*"
      ],
    "editor.detectIndentation": false,
    "debug.javascript.suggestPrettyPrinting": false,
    "workbench.editor.decorations.badges": false,
    "explorer.decorations.badges": false,
    "react-native-tools.showUserTips": false,
    "editor.accessibilitySupport": "off",
    "react-native-tools.networkInspector.consoleLogsColorTheme": "Dark",
    "debug.console.wordWrap": false,
    "workbench.layoutControl.enabled": false,
    "editor.unicodeHighlight.allowedCharacters": {
        "‘": true,
        "’": true
    },
    "[typescriptreact]": {
      "editor.defaultFormatter": "esbenp.prettier-vscode"
    },
    "[typescript]": {
        "editor.defaultFormatter": "esbenp.prettier-vscode"
    },
    "solidity.validationDelay": 500,
    "debug.allowBreakpointsEverywhere": true,
    "workbench.settings.enableNaturalLanguageSearch": false,
    "explorer.compactFolders": false,
    "window.restoreWindows": "all",
    "editor.unicodeHighlight.includeStrings": false,
    "editor.codeActionsOnSave": {
        "source.organizeImports": "explicit"
    },
    "terminal.explorerKind": "external",
    "[css]": {
        "editor.defaultFormatter": "vscode.css-language-features"
    },
    "files.associations": {
        "*.css": "tailwindcss"
    },
    "eslint.runtime": "node",
    "eslint.format.enable": true,
    "workbench.editor.empty.hint": "hidden",
    "git.openRepositoryInParentFolders": "always",
    "solidity.telemetry": false,
    "cmake.showOptionsMovedNotification": false

}

Please note that C_Cpp.intelliSenseEngine setting wasn't there and it still wasn't working, I've added while trying to find a solution but it doesn't seem to make a difference.

I've also tried disabling all the extensions except C/C++ (and, in another instance, in addition to C/C++ also C/C++ Extension Pack) and restarting Vscode, but nothing changed.

What am I doing wrong?